absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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