wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Best friends brother. Beat that.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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