Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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