i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
