I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
