I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I need to calm my uterus...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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