We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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