You can't motorboat a personality
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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