Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think I won the penis lottery.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
where are you?
Hypothermia
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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