I feel like I'm in dance class right now
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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