Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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