so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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