Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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