Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The air taste purple.
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