do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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