We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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