My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I can't put those talents on a resume
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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