i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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