Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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