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Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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