just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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