How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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