I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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