I need help removing her.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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