Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
