So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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