Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You smell like stripper and shame
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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