But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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