He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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