I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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