I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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