We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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