I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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