I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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