i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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