Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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