we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Who died my cat blue again?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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