where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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