My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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