In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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