I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Randomize
