i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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