Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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