He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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