Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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