You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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