I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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