you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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