I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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