Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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